Welcome team — #APES2022 | Our Dumb Metaverse
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Yo Chunke Monke here,
If you are receiving this email, it's because you expressed interest in being actively involved in our Meta (see: dumbmeta.com/new-ape).
Our private team Discord will open later this week (link). Please join now.
I'll try to keep the emails in the future shorter. But for now, I'll say this— I think you made a great decision to help our cause. :)
Here's why.
This is 100% your journey— and you will succeed.
Life is tough. This I know. It's exactly why I want to reward you early believers (see: Apenomics 101) and why the true mission is a better humanity (see: Master Plan).
Don't have much time? Totally fine— you can always let me if/when you want to help.
Don't have much ambition? Sweet. We appreciate shills, etc. You will make good money, if/when we moon :D.
Don't have much skill? Let me help you grow.*
We have a global community with all socio-economic backgrounds and dreams.
Let me tell you this— whether it's leading, coding, managing, design, comedy, social media, YouTube, podcasting, writing... I've probably done (and failed) them all.
So I'm NOT great at any 1 thing, but everything Dumb Meta (prev. Satire Labs) was done by me. So I know enough to help you grow and push you every week.
Some of you are very talented, yes.
But to all, here's my promise: If you do truly help us out a lot, I (an ex-Facebook employee 😎) will try my best to help you out. This includes any professional endorsements, via personal letters, phone calls with employers, and LinkedIn.
2. This is 100% crazy— and you will have fun.
#APES2022—Your new leader is President Dumb Ape Trump 🇺🇸 and he has a big BIG brain. So big, it will BLOW your mind.
I wish I could say more, but keep an eye out!!
We have released our 2022 Roadmap (more details to come). But for now, please see channel "🇺🇸│2-roadmap" on our official main Discord (screenshot attached) or #APES2022 on Reddit.
Just like Donald Trump's 2016-2020 presidency, please expect a LOT of chaos!!
Here's the bottom line—
Beyond the 2020s (maybe even during 2022), I won't matter.
After all, I am no Zuck. I do not want to do this forever >.>. So we need talented people of all skills to eventually run this decentralized meta.
I really want people to grow from this (even if the experiment fails). For now, this is the perfect opportunity to work on your passion and maybe make the world a better place.
Lastly, (1) "Think like an owner" (2) "Do first, ask for forgiveness later."
2 great quotes (reminders)— because there will always be 1M+ ways to grow our Dumb Meta. You do not need to ask me for permission. Just do it, and tell me later on. (If you need guidance or advice though, I'm definitely happy to share what I can.)
Over this week 1-2 I will probably DM each of you. Just for fun 🙂.
For now, please join our Team Discord. Again, here's the invite link Discord invite link.
Reply back to this email here or DM ChunkeMonke#9354 if you have any questions or comments.
Thank you!
*I can only do so much, limited by how truly passionate and/or hard-working you are. If you're hungry to grow, lfg 🚀